dapperfucker:

best of β€œshe wears short skirts”

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jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080pΒ 

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nitrus-nitram:

mom: have you been playing skyrim all night again?

me:

image

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nevver:

Anatomy of songs
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gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledgeΒ 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

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penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this
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missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

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aaroncodyy:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #broombroom #getoutmecar #momscar #imdone  #sofuckingfunny #likes #10likes #picoftheday #tflers
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fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting
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