theilltemperedschism:

i-will-be-your-huckleberry:

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Well said.

I’m naturally suspicious of people who don’t dig this guy. He’s brilliant.

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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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But I’m A Cheerleader, 1999

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y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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dilfgod:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
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